by JustaB3aver June 9, 2018
Get the Penis mug.a game of at least 2 people, in which you must take turns saying penis. there are only three rules:
- you must say "penis" when it's your turn
- you must say it louder than the person preceding you
- you must not laugh, giggle, chortle, etc.
failing to follow these rules will result in elimination. have fun!
- you must say "penis" when it's your turn
- you must say it louder than the person preceding you
- you must not laugh, giggle, chortle, etc.
failing to follow these rules will result in elimination. have fun!
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by loonafan45 August 13, 2022
Get the the penis game mug.the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.
A male human has a penis
by ywerter August 15, 2022
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A word that middle schoolers just discovered and now they think its the funniest shit ever.
It's not. At all.
Stop fucking using the word "penis" as a punchline. Its literally just a bodypart.
It's not. At all.
Stop fucking using the word "penis" as a punchline. Its literally just a bodypart.
"penis"
"lmao"
"lmao"
by temujin420 August 24, 2022
Get the Penis mug.1.Noun: plural:penises, a.k.a:cock, dick, prick, shlong, THE THICKNESS(to quote Stan Smith)
The male reproductive organ where orgasms and sperm which if your not careful can get your onenightstand or significant other to transform that sperm into a weird looking seamonkey/xenomorph alien lookalike, eventually it turns into your spawn and heir to your throne and vast riches should the child proove worthy one day..but that's if your into women. If your into penis and asshole well then first off hit me up lmao;where was I oh right, then your all set but be smart, wear a condom regardless of the situation....nobody wants an STD.
2}Noun: The part of a man's body that is just the bees knees, quite beautiful occasionally, and just plain awesome, it feels amazing
When it's erect and is stroked and or inserted into a vagina(so ive been told) or a man's ass, and will eventually erupt with an entirely to short but just fuckin sweet wave of euphoria and cum(differing each time you bust a nut)then you are left hopefully in some form of post-coital bliss with a deep sense of satifaction as you catch your breath and light up a smoke...but seriously now, real talk~ whether gay or straight we've (& I mean the VAST MAJORITY of MEN) all of us mostly secretly to ourselves and kept deep deep down hidden from view of the public have thought about trying out some penis whether it's just to experiment or whatever it's not a big deal.
So yea that's my definition of The ALMIGHTY PENIS.
The male reproductive organ where orgasms and sperm which if your not careful can get your onenightstand or significant other to transform that sperm into a weird looking seamonkey/xenomorph alien lookalike, eventually it turns into your spawn and heir to your throne and vast riches should the child proove worthy one day..but that's if your into women. If your into penis and asshole well then first off hit me up lmao;where was I oh right, then your all set but be smart, wear a condom regardless of the situation....nobody wants an STD.
2}Noun: The part of a man's body that is just the bees knees, quite beautiful occasionally, and just plain awesome, it feels amazing
When it's erect and is stroked and or inserted into a vagina(so ive been told) or a man's ass, and will eventually erupt with an entirely to short but just fuckin sweet wave of euphoria and cum(differing each time you bust a nut)then you are left hopefully in some form of post-coital bliss with a deep sense of satifaction as you catch your breath and light up a smoke...but seriously now, real talk~ whether gay or straight we've (& I mean the VAST MAJORITY of MEN) all of us mostly secretly to ourselves and kept deep deep down hidden from view of the public have thought about trying out some penis whether it's just to experiment or whatever it's not a big deal.
So yea that's my definition of The ALMIGHTY PENIS.
MALE FRIEND: "Hey Vince, would you like to come over to my place and check out and compare each other's penises?"
ME: "OH I am so down with that I just manscaped the pubes above my penis to the shape of a lightning bolt!"
MALE FRIEND/VINCENT: "No fuckin way bro, your not gonna believe this but so did I!! Get you and your penis over here like right now!!!"
ME: "OH I am so down with that I just manscaped the pubes above my penis to the shape of a lightning bolt!"
MALE FRIEND/VINCENT: "No fuckin way bro, your not gonna believe this but so did I!! Get you and your penis over here like right now!!!"
by DARTH TESTICLE August 25, 2022
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