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New Jersey

a giant suburb until you reach Jersey City that feels more like NYC than Staten Island, maybe we should swap and make Hudson a borough of NYC and make Richmond County a part of NJ.

Ocean County is where Lakewood where it is growing a lot, Orthodox and Jews round there, That is red territory, people love republicans in that county.

Bergen County and Middlesex County is suburban mainly.
Essex County is where Newark is.

By Mercer, its Trenton, the state capital.

Gets a bad rap and if you go to Camden then you will probably get it.
by Benjiinthe2020s September 1, 2025
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DDLC: The New Kids

A Doki Doki Literature Club mod featuring brand new characters such as the original MC but with a name now (Michi), Sam (another boy, no damn self esteem), Mahiro (chill girl), Natsya (an actual normal fucking girl, never thought we'd see the day in DDLC), Kotonoha (Popular.), and a GINGER- I mean Cian, named after the mod's creator!
Currently in the works, with a dub also in the works.
When will it release? Not even the creator knows, but he hopes late 2025.
Person: "Hey, Cian, when is DDLC: The New Kids coming out?"
Cian: "I don't know."
Person: "Oh-!"
by Redlove101 September 1, 2025
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new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.
Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”
by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025
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New Trier

New Trier Township High School (NTHS) in Winnetka, the only American high school that is, as of late, infamously god awful at its country's own sport, American football.
Taxes in the area are stupidly high in order to fund the school. Despite it receiving large amounts of money in donations from rich people for you guessed it, sports facilities—and probably nothing else. Families move out immediately once their kid graduates; no one likes high taxes.
At least half of the student population has divorced parents and/or is gay, and any white students are most likely stupidly rich and go to fifty billion concerts of artists they don't even care about every summer with their also white and equally rich friends. I've never seen so many Longchamp bags and badly done self tan.
1. New Trier is so ass at football that the pep band can only play during timeouts.
2. Why is everyone at New Trier either white, rich, or gay?
by ew_emo.gay September 4, 2025
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A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.
Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.
by nermalpecker September 16, 2025
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New Pussy Energy

The first 90 days of a relationship during which a man puts in the most effort he ever will for the woman he is with.
I was sad when I saw that my ex was putting in so much effort for his new girlfriend - effort that he never showed with me - until I realized it's just New Pussy Energy and he'll end up disappointing her, too.
by JaneDoe was taken September 20, 2025
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New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.
My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo
by J4VA September 28, 2025
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