cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.

by Roger Roundly September 30, 2023

Cat Girlfriend

Sundew

Sundew is such a good cat girlfriend

by Henry K. Winters April 1, 2024

SugarPlum (The Cat)

The cat poops on the floor plus the bed and if all because we left for one day..the cat now has depression and shit on u and me plus makes a cacophony! (I am now Dr.Suess) HAHAAHAH

SugarPlum (The Cat) took a shat again!

by Felix Kanky July 14, 2022

Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag

I do not want a screaming cat's testicles

by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018

Smurf cat

https: //youtu.be /SrK3wuYWhlQ

trust me....

we live we love we die -smurf cat

by nummyskully October 2, 2023

black footed cat

a cute lil kitty but inside is a big awesome lion

why the black footed cat lookin so friendly and jolly but really it is a big wild baby!!!

by ball destroyer9000 January 31, 2023

Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.

Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.

by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021