Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

cats

no matter your opinion cats are angels, a gift from god yet some humans hate them that is why they turn on you

god:lets make angels for humans
humans:ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

cats:ultimite beings

by Frost78910 February 12, 2025

Three Cats Back

A Macintosh user who is still using Mac OS X "Panther", in spite of there now being two newer versions (Tiger, Leopard)

Pal: Hey, you load up Leopard on your machine yet?

Me: Nope...you can call me Mr. Three Cats Back!

by BWB December 28, 2007

Old Battle Cat

I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.

She is an old battle cat

by PsychoTurtle303 May 12, 2023

kitty cat meow

Janie

a kitty cat meow is dumb like you

by Luis Jj December 26, 2017

Cat flap

Lesbian term for a woman’s vagina

I preferred her cat flap to a mans penis.

by CandyCane83 January 26, 2018

cat

furry demon that lives and haunts you

i love my cat

by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX May 4, 2022