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Cafe Chickens

Restaurant patrons who leave lousy tips.
Customers who tend to come in large parties that seperate checks to pay the smallest individual tip. These customers usually order discounted items on the menu, use coupons, and ask for water with extra lemon and sugar to avoid paying the price.

"Do you see those cafe chickens at table 5? Everytime I ask them if they would like something, all I hear is cheap, cheap, cheap!"
"They sound just like little birds!"

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by NiENiE September 20, 2012
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That’s the fried chicken

When something so good happens that it’s comparable to the taste of mama’s southern fried chicken

Started at Bishop’s University in Lennoxville Québec.
-Are we drinking tonight boys?
-Hell yes
-That’s the fried chicken!
by lennoxboi69 February 9, 2019
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Black Chicken

Black chicken is a game designed to test the nerves of the contestants. Player 1 has something player 2 really wants. Player 1 just disappears. Player 2 almost dies out of desperation.

But player 2 doesn’t die. As long as player 1 doesn’t feed him, he still has a few other nutrients to keep going. The self created hype and memes keep player 2 alive.

As player 2 gets more and more desperate, he starts to get disillusioned. Almost as if he’s tripping on some very good drugs. Every image or thought of player 1 turns into an almost sexual experience.

Player 2 needs player 1. Should player 1 give him what he wants? Teasing without teasing at all is an inherent element of black chicken.

Black Chicken became famous once the band Arctic Monkeys started playing it. They also named their sixth record “Black Chicken”. It featured guest appearances by Clive and Taneesha. The first single “This one is for the... Chickies” ft. Taneesha became a huge hit. The deluxe edition box set included custom chicken drum sticks (representing Alex’ drum stick - real size). A fan died of salmonella because the chicken that came with his box set wasn’t cooked.
“Alex really did black chicken us with the release of Black Chicken, didn’t he? That good ol pee pee wee wee chickie chickie boy”
by Chick my stick January 13, 2018
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Chicken shit

A few more things on a chicken shit's bucket list along with fighting drunks and junkies for adventure are fighting paralyzed or terminally ill kids, fighting elderly Jews with dementia, and fighting someone with a life threatening injury someone else inflicted.
A chicken shit has to try everything at least once, even beating a 95 year old lady to death before taking everything she has.
by Solid Mantis September 13, 2019
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Chicken Jockey

This morning, that craze around chicken jockeys causing one movie theater in New Jersey to take matters into its own instituting a new policy.
by David kim1223 April 10, 2025
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Chicken Nugget

Chicken Nugget is the nickname for a great person named Tyla
by Nuggs4life September 3, 2018
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Chicken-Fish

When a "CHICKEN" isn't enough, and so isn't a "FISH", why not combine them?

EXACTLY! Chicken-Fish.

A Chicken-Fish is a fish disguised in a raw chicken costume, often smoking a cigarette.
I don't like chicken, I love chicken, I also love fish, so let's make Chicken-Fish
by fw3sdaefdasdf December 7, 2022
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