ass rod

Ass rod; n. -A curse that happens if you work in Wendy's for too long. In theory, the ass-rod starts off rubbery, growing slowly in your intestine, feeding off of discount Wendy's grease/food. As time goes on, the rod becomes longer, straighter, more rigid, until it starts poking out your asshole. Men are more likely to develop Ass Rod than Women. Ass Rod can take years to grow from pupa to rod.

Anyone suffering from Ass Rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real fucking twat towards you.

** From what I hear, it's very uncomfortable. **

'Is it true Domenic has a severe case of Ass Rod?' 'No, he's just a bitch.'

by F. Johnston August 10, 2007

ass flap

A piece of cloth (usually a dark color, most likely black) with a logo or picture of a band on it that hangs over a "punk" persons ass, therefore supposedly showing their undying gratitude for the band. Can also be worn over frontal region, in which it is called a "cock flap", even on females.

1Dude, look at that wannabe punk rocker! He's wearing an ass flap!
2Yeah, and a cock flap too!
1What a tard.

by BentBackTulips January 2, 2009

omelette ass

A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.

I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omelette ass I have ever seen...she took me home!

by Andrew Stephen February 6, 2008

ass hat

Created by P. James Murray in 2002 out of Cincinnati, Ohio. Simply put, it is someone who has their head up their ass.

Man Zac you are such an ass hat!

by ChelsBels88 August 10, 2008

ass cold

Chronic Diarrhia or other lower GI issues

Dude what's the matter with you, this is like your forth trip to the bathroom this morning?
Dude I can't shake this ass cold.

by Ashley Gough February 28, 2009

talking ass

the act of talking out of one's ass, often of things that are nonsensical

I don't know what i mean by what i jsut said. I'm just talking ass.

by loulou5 October 18, 2008

Ass Kisser

The lowest life form in the workplace not only trying to butter up to the boss or manager but to his superiors and even to the regional or company CEO.

The President of the company came to the store to visit but that little ass kisser ruined his visit by kissing up to him and giving a gift to him making the other co-worker very angry with her.

by BruinKiller3469 March 8, 2014