Space Monkey

The act of hyperventilation and holding breath to the point of unconsciousness causing a temporary high
"Bro, hit a Space monkey"

"Hell no, only retards do space monkeys"
by biffybagh February 28, 2023
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Space Monkey

Slur
Racist term for white people. Derived from the theory that white people are not natural to earth combined with the theory of evolution, as put forth by hidden colors 1-4 metaphsicists.
" shut up you pink Space Monkey "
by Pistol 0G March 09, 2020
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Monkey Jesus

Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶

Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened

We made a song but forgot…
Monkey Jesus is used In English when your bored
by Clarius and Darius December 11, 2023
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Losing my monkeys

A series of words to show how funny something is.
"Fabian is Losing my monkeys at that meme"
by twookie September 17, 2022
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Lesbian Monkey

Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey

Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.
by SirObama March 17, 2020
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Lesbian Monkey

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.
by SirObama March 17, 2020
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Kelpy Monkey

A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.
A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..
by May 05, 2021
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