Red-dot-itch

The sudden, soon to be cured, deadly rash created by a laser scope pointed at ones vital organs attached to a high power rifle or other long range firearm.
Mike: "Some day that Bin Laden will get the red-dot-itch and his problems will be over."

Joe: "Yeah judge I shot him, right after I gave that S.O.B. the Red-dot-Itch from about a hundred yards out."
by yardbug January 22, 2010
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red waffle

I need to change my red waffle
by kur40 July 21, 2017
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If you see a Tyler wearing the color red, on April 20th, you must have sex with him if you are a girl rated 8 or above.
by Lilythe10whojustfuckedTyler March 26, 2021
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slap you red

To go off on someone and whip their ass.
Mention those horses again and I'll slap you red!
by warewolf56 April 28, 2024
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red velvet premix

When the girl is menstruating and has a yeast infection, and then sits on your face, moving up and down your nose and lips.
We got in bed, and she performed a red velvet premix all over my face.
by James Gresham December 19, 2023
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Gramas red pickle

Your gramas little red friend
''mommy why does grama have a red pickle in her dresser?''
<GRAMAS RED PICKLE>
by TFR Emo Panda August 04, 2010
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Red Shift

A red-shift in the light from a star shows that the distance between us and the star is increasing. The bigger the red-shift the faster the star is moving away.
Student: "Teacher what is red shift?"
Teacher: "Red shift is the wavelength of the light that is stretched, so the light is seen as 'shifted' towards the red part of the spectrum. "
by Dr. Annole March 21, 2023
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