MUDD BUTT ITIS

The sensation of your ass going to sleep while having a greasy and unwipeable ass usually occuring after consumption of large quantities of fried or fatty foods. A result of oily anal discharge, leakage, or extremely tacky fecal matter. Often accompanied by, or preceded by, 'The Itis.'

F-ing despises lazy a$$ legal administrative assistants that pay no mufu-in attention to simple legal details. I swear this is the type of person that forgets to wipe their a$$ after a case of the MUDD BUTT ITIS and doesn't realizes it until the crust build up bites back.

by Serebral April 30, 2009

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Rainbow Butt Monkeys

A alternative rock band previously stationed in Canada. Now better known as Finger Eleven.

Person 1: I found an old album by some group called the "Rainbow Butt Monkeys". It's pretty good.
Person 2: Sounds stupid. You should start listening to Finger Eleven instead.

by iamdabomb182 January 13, 2009

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two butt fat

Two butt fat is when you are so fat it looks like you have two butts.

Keven, did you see that person he was so fat he had two butts.

Austin, pukes, i just lost my lunch yeah that is called two butt fat Keven.

by apple seller December 12, 2010

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whats-her-butt

what you call a girl when you dont know her name

Aren't you going to prom with whats-her-butt?

by Dr. MRW May 10, 2009

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Butt Fuck O'Clock

Often the wee morning hours at which the possibility of doing something reasonable is slim.

An hour of the day at which said activity is least probable to occur.

The hour at which butt fucking is most likely to occur.

A: Hey, what time do you have to be at work tomorrow?

B: Eh, at butt fuck o'clock unfortunately.

A: So... what precisely goes on at that hour again?

by Loftus Pennyweather March 13, 2013

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