Though she was nude and ready to bone, Erik wouldn't fuck his high school girlfriend. She even tried to goad him into it by calling him a chicken ass. To no avail, he lacked the courage to root.
by Josh Gordon is flying the plan June 08, 2019
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 17, 2023
by Deceased poultry May 26, 2025
by Liltigz October 21, 2021
when somebody remembers or forgets something that is important that could affect their plans or other events.
1. Chicken Hips!! I Forgot to get the streamers for Danielles party, now it’s ruined...
2. My leg is bleeding, I have nothing to treat it..Chicken hips!
2. My leg is bleeding, I have nothing to treat it..Chicken hips!
by creamix0 June 26, 2021
A sub-genre of metal created by Andrew Huang in January 2018. The genre features the use of rubber chickens as analogue instruments to create metal-style music.
"Dude, what's the greatest musical genre in history?"
"Well, it's got be Chicken Metal"
"I don't know why I asked"
"Well, it's got be Chicken Metal"
"I don't know why I asked"
by sleep_a_lot January 15, 2018
by koolazzavery October 13, 2008