What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

Time Addiction

Persistently asking the people around you what time is, even if all they do is mention the word time. A strenuous yet deep exercise used to work the mind, irritate those around you, and shut up those who do not have the experience that exists to debate the properties of time.

Earl: "We need another beer to add to Excalibur."
Zach: "Ok. Lets walk to the store."
Earl: "We're not going to have enough time"
Zach: "REALLY. But what is time?"
Earl: "You have a serious time addiction."
Zach: "What is time?"

by charidith June 22, 2010

Demon Time

A reference to Japanese animated media portraying a character unleashing their true potential for a (often) limited amount of time before they revert back to their regular state. The timeframe in which the character can persist in this elevated state is known as Demon Time, and is often used in reality as well to express extreme bursts of passion.

Eg 1: The Hero was getting destroyed by the Bad Guy, but then he went full demon time and took the win!

Eg 2: John goes demon time in the gym. I can’t keep up with him when we work out together!

by XXXSCAPE February 24, 2024

Big time

Used to categorize ones actions done illegally or energy that an individual gives off

After this robbery, we'll be BIG TIME and we better hide after.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018

I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

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Person 0: I would have to tap the declaration of independence 📜 And Print Out The Coat Of Arms Three Times.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

checkout time

refering to the time you die.

it's been a long haul and i'm about ready for checkout time.

by pussy bee December 24, 2021