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Nut Butter Gazpacho

When you’re giving a guy a blowjob while he’s sitting down, the balls create a natural bowl shape, enabling a shallow pool of precum and saliva to form. Then, once a formidable amount has built up, you deep throat him and slurp it all down.
Eddie made me a nice bowl of nut butter gazpacho last night. Scrumptious.
by SteadyEddiethebigshypisces December 19, 2022
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deez nuts

''do you know deez ''is the most deadly question and must be answered with the following, no but I know candis
do you know deez ,deez nuts reply is do you know candis ,candeez nuts , now that is a move if done right can be vary affecive
by giga chad 69 December 24, 2022
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get your nuts up

Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”
by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023
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Shit Nut Squash

“You fucking kids nowadays have it so fucking easy back in my day we used to have Shit Nut Squash for thanksgiving
by YungDirtyJeezuz January 5, 2023
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space nut

A session of sex and/or masturbaition that results in the participant(s) falling into a deep sleep so relaxing and profund, it feels as if theyve gone to space
" I found a porn where the lady is covered in cake and man, I jerked off so hard I had a space nut afterwards"
by NOTanEnglishTeacher January 8, 2023
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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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