Summit Country Day

An extremely prestigious and selective Pre-K - 12 Co-ed private, Catholic school in Cincinnati, Ohio that has total around 1,000 students. Many of the kids who go there from K-8 are very wealthy because the tuition runs about $13,000, but from 9-12 many are on scholarships and finincial aid, and give a shit about their lives. The high school is possibly the greatest institution of secondary education in the Tri-State area. Their SAT scores are much higher than almost anyone else, and they get in to much better colleges than your average private school. Most of the kids that have gone there their entire lives dont appreciate how lucky they are to attend. It made national news in January 2004 when a part of its beautiful 120 year old main building collapsed. Luckily the damage was repaired. Has probably the most beautiful chapels in Cincinnti. Has a reputation for not being great at sports, but its hard to make a football team out of 160 guys. But, we won state championship in lacrosse last year. Of all the many Catholic schools in Cincinnati, Summit is by far the greatest.

Guy 1: "I go to the Summit Country Day School."
Guy 2: "Wow, I wish I was as lucky and smart as you!"

Average Summit Lifer: "God I hate it here I want to go back to Indian Hill High and go have sex with all my rich friends and not care about my grades and suck at life."
Me: "Dumbfuck."

by Droo Hammur October 22, 2006

St Patty's Day

Name used by intellectually challenged Americans for St Patrick's Day.

Hi Quaint Irish Person, where can we get a green beer for st patty's day?
Patty? Who the fuck she then when she's at home?

by OrishShannon February 21, 2011

National rape day

The world’s stupidest national “holiday” ever created by “the boys 🥶😈😹👎🏽“ like seriously y’all mfs making us boys look bad and stupid, if you’re taking part of it, I hope you drop the soap in prison

I swear who ever created this national rape day, I wish nothing but the worst luck possible for him

by Antonime April 22, 2021

Fuck a Furry Day

On Nov 29th if you have participated in Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day you are legally obligated to participate in Fuck a Furry Day, in which you fuck a furry, doesn't matter who, you just have to fuck one.

Furry: Have you done Beat a Furry Day and Hug a Furry Day?
Stranger: Yeah, why do you ask?
Furry: *Unzipps pants* It's Fuck a Furry Day, so start nuzzling
Stranger: OnO

by Yoyo Kirb November 28, 2020

turkey holocaust day

Turkey Holocaust Day is AKA Thanksgiving Day. This is because it is the day where we celebrate the mass execution of turkeys. After we execute them we then proceed to eat them and give thanks for all the good in our lives. It is celebrated in Canada on October 13 and in the United States of America on November 27.

Jimmy: Have a good Turkey Holocaust Day!
John: Thanks Jimmy, I hope you have a good Thanksgiving also!

by BAPE N' APES January 11, 2008

Anti Fur-Day

The opposite of Fur-Day, instead of doing activites or roleplay with your furry friend, you must sacrifice them to Him. You can use various weapons to "sacrifice" them, such as a chainsaw (traditional way), or a double barrel shotgun. If you do not meet the required weapons, you can always use a knife and or different weapons.

This occurs on the 21st of December.

Johnny: hey Tommy, you heard it's Anti Fur-Day?
Tommy: Sorry, what'd, you say? I was busy sacrifcing furries.

by goldsomeone December 16, 2020

lesbian sex day

any friday is lesbian sex day. it's when you have sex with your girlfriend if you are a lesbian.

girl: today is friday. you know what that means?

other girl: we can have lesbian sex!
because any friday is lesbian sex day!

by bangmarch8th March 9, 2009