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Deez Nuts

by Anti Furry March 31, 2022
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Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.
I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.
by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024
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Nut brush

When a male ejaculates onto his partner's toothbrush so they can brush their teeth.
I gave my girl a nut brush to help with her dental hygiene.
by Blazer426 June 11, 2025
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Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London
James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”
by itz_jacd August 29, 2022
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Nostalgia Nut

A nostalgic memory from something you like (like a video game you used to play) and that nostalgia is so good it gives you a mental orgasm
Person 1: Dude, I was playing skyrim the other day and when the soundtrack kicked in I got a weird mental orgasm

Person 2: Oh I feel you, its like a nostalgia nut, right?

Person 1: EXACTLY!
by Harolds BJBJ's December 3, 2019
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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014
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Gabbas nut

A sticky green semen trail that comes out of the asshole hairs
I have gabbas nut because I’m a 5 year old underdeveloped alien stripper
by Verysloppywaffle April 14, 2021
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