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Wilson Mom

“Wilson Mom” - Noun
plural: Wilson Moms
informal
: an attractive woman of the age of 30-55 with a rich husband, living in or near the town of Wilson Wyoming.

“Wilson Moms” come in a variety of assortments, but all give “attractive soccer mom” vibes. The best way to spot them will be tight fitting pants, the latest IPhone tucked in the back left pocket, a thermal or sweater accompanied by a Pearl Street Bagel coffee cup, and Stio Hat.

Be warned! Most Wilson Moms tend to be Karens
Look out, Wilson Mom at 3 o’clock
by BeSlamming November 12, 2023
mugGet the Wilson Mommug.

your mom

a parent for their son or daughter
your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter
by ily.cartii April 14, 2023
mugGet the your mommug.

ur mom

it means that i fucked ur mom last night
by WaRRioR23 January 31, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

one of your parent bt lets talk HOW ABOUT HOW MUCH YOURE AN IDIOT FOR SEARCHING UP LIKE BRH THS JOKE CAN HELP PEOPLES FEELINGS youre insane go get a thripst
Me: hey

friend: ur mom
by play man October 8, 2021
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

ur mom is so fat...
by anonymous April 18, 2023
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

by Ocean!!! March 6, 2023
mugGet the ur mommug.

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