Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle

My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle

by Jacob S Fox February 18, 2024

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Choke a chicken

Chug a coffee, choke a chicken, we need to go.

by boneRoaster October 14, 2022

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Cum chicken

Also, known as cream pie chicken. When a male and female are having unprotected sex, and whoever pushes the other party off just before the male finishes inside the female, then loses. IE: if the male pulls out to cum, he loses. If the female jumps off him if she’s riding him just before he cums, then she loses.

This can be done using a position of course. If the male is on top and tries to pull out, and the female wraps her legs around him so he finishes inside of her, then he will also be declared the loser as he was about to submit defeat in cum chicken

Hey lover, would you like to play a risky game of cum chicken?

by Cumchickenking August 06, 2024

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Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it

mainly used to interrogate those chicken munchers.

Officer:Alright Which one of you chicken munching basket ball playing african monkeys did it?
Black Suspects:It wasn't us man!!

by M4A11X November 08, 2023

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black chicken quiz

How your gonna make all your friends gay in an instant

Derick : Hey Thomas, Have you heard of the black chicken quiz?
Thomas :No, why?
Derick : Whatever. How many legs does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : Okay, how many eyes does a black chicken have?
Thomas : Two
Derick : How many nostrils does a black chicken have?
Thomas Two
Derick Now how much fur is on a white cat?
Thomas : I don't know
Derick You seem to know more about black cock than you do white pussy

by verycomplexusername April 17, 2020

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