Mass Shitting

When all of the toilets in a communal bathroom are clogged with shit / toilet paper etc.

Dude, there was a mass shitting in our camp site bathroom

by jimy5 January 20, 2020

Executive Shit

When you’re due for a shit whilst getting ready to head off to work but hold on to it instead do it on company time after first showing your face to the boss at work. Also applies for an unnecessarily long dump when working from home whilst scrolling on your phone for up to an hour

Where’s Neil been for the last 45 minutes?
He’s having his morning Executive Shit

by Executive Shitter October 14, 2023

TBC Shit

Short for To Be Continued Shit. When you take an abridged poop for the sake of time with the intent to finish your business later

Matt: damn, that was a quick poo!
Dan: it was just a TBC shit, I'll finish later

by The dude from Albany September 2, 2017

shit missle

Someone who is called out on a mistake and makes an idiot of themselves in front of others in a large group of people. mainly used in the military.

if private smith goes to the firing range and forgets to bring his rain gear even though he knows it will be raining. he has made a dumb ass mistake and when his seargent calls him out on it he will be called a shit missle.

by armyman1982 February 15, 2010

Basketball Shit

Can be defined as a shit so large and dry it hurts. So satisfying afterwards though, like putting the winning ball through an (extremely slack afterwards) hoop.

Andrew: Man, my ass hurts. I just did a basketball shit.
Me: Maybe you should eat less fibre... and keep quiet about it ¬¬

by Vi0let February 7, 2010

vaginal shits

The act of straight up shitting out you vag. This normally occurs when you have a blue waffle you nasty bitch. Suggestions is to take care of your vagina you nasty bitch.

You will never attract a mate when you have the vaginal shits.

by Kids twisted sister April 21, 2018

laggy as shit

While you're in a videochat and someone becomes really laggy, meaning falling behind in movement, or progress. They are so laggy that the other person can not interpret what the person they are videochatting with are saying, and may not even be able to see them. It's fucking annoying as shit. You may feel the urge to kick someone in the nuts.

Justin said, "Bro, you're laggy as shit I can't see you at all what the fuck. I'm leaving this videochat."

by Sir Idontgiveafuck April 7, 2011