Big red

A milf hunter from the boonies of Perth Ontario who runs and drives on beer and loves to fuck big booty Latina’s from punta cana.

Big red just said my moms name better go hide the beer so he doesn’t become my stepdad

by Victomsofbigred December 22, 2022

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red’s theory

when drinking at Red’s, the bar on the sacred heart university campus, you get extremely drunk off of very few drinks. This theory has many witnesses to its validity, however there should be more testing as to why it happens to prove that it may be true.

“Have you gone to Red’s”

“Yeah, the Red’s Theory is definitely real”

“Oh yeah, definitely”

by shustudent1 October 5, 2021

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Ty-red

Just giving the word "tired" more than one syllable.

"Hey can we go on one more ride?!"
"NO dad! I'm sooooooooooo ty-red!" *yawns*

by blahblah432we5 July 13, 2010

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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making my delicious Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

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