grizzly penis 

an unatractive knarled diseasd and or dirty penis

a penis that looks like it has been violently shoved into a meat grinder

roy said its just a chode but i bet hes got a grizzly penis

grizzly penis by Nicholas Steven Hinch April 9, 2005

douche penis 

A friend who has no better use in life other than to fill holes with his cock.

After witnessing Cassius attempting to pick up a random woman at the bar, we all came to the conclusion that he was a douche penis.

douche penis by Arizona Kilted February 27, 2008

butt-penis

A penis in which one would assume has recently been inside of someone's butt, judging by sight, smell, or taste.

"Whoa man, I think Jimmy has some serious butt-penis going on!" or "Whoa Jimmy, your dick tastes like some serious butt-penis!"

butt-penis by Johnny Fitzmacaroni II January 13, 2009

johns penis

the drug that every girl needs, if you are feeling like your guy just isnt fulfiling your needs then just grab johns penis and you will be all set!

johns penis was great last night

johns penis by Bj, July 19, 2016

crapple-sized penis 

A penis that is inadequate in length to satisify even the hornist of women.

Amongst hysertical laughter, a female rocket engineer was overhead talking to one of her friends about an ex-boyfriend who had a crapple-sized penis.

crapple-sized penis by wayoter May 2, 2005

torpedo penis 

a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo

Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo penis.
Juan: Well don't let it go popping your cherry now.... litterally!!!!!

torpedo penis by Jaime Vasquez May 19, 2008

Mushroom penis  

an asshole who has a chode smaller than 1 cm and is an asshole again who has a ass face

mushroom penis moustache

Mushroom penis by james brolin March 3, 2009