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Cum

That thingy where u see a warm, white, tasty liquid that comes out of your long chicken but in another meaning not an animal if u ask me- I drink it the whole time. These will only CUM out of men- like me and mah BF. I will say no more cuz im busy watching por-
Ahhhhhhhhhh~ IM GUNNA CUMM!! Ohhh~...
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Cum

AAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I JUST BUSTED MY NUTS AND NOW I LOST 400 CHILDREN
by Gameify January 16, 2024
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El Cum

El Cum, also known as Ulises is a bottle of cum, ussualy comes together with league of legends, and looking at it will make any women become lesbian. Ulises (monty) is also wanted for Terrorism in 7 different countries and has links to hotel Rwanda and 9/11.)
El cum makes me barf my noodle soup.
Ulises looks like a jar of cum
by Weirdreptile02 December 7, 2021
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Cum Quat

Is a semi hardened/dried up accumulation of male sperm.

Is a name used towards a person in a negative light
You can be such a " Cum Quat" at times, you know that?
by RI Red July 31, 2021
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Ardy’s cum

The most delicious cum. Kia eats ardy’s cum and ardy eats kia’s cum after his shower
Ardy’s cum tastes like Pepsi cola
by jamespatrickmarchwife March 27, 2021
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Cum-siderate

Being mindful of where/when you ejaculate as not to inconvenience others.
She wanted me to cum on her face and in her hair, but I knew she wouldn't be able to clean herself off before the funeral started, so i decided to be cumsiderate of others.
Cum-siderate.
by Tommy Shenanigans July 1, 2017
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cum in the fluffer

To mess up completely and utterly; to screw the pooch. Comes from pornstar/influencer/philosopher Aella's 2024 birthday gangbang, where 5 of the 37 guys allowed to have intercourse with Aella came in the fluffer and missed their shot at the birthday girl. A fluffer is an assistant who keeps performers excited on pornography sets to prepare for their scene.
Johnson, if you don't get that TPS report in by end of day you're going to get shitcanned. Step it up and don't cum in the fluffer here.
by Nicholas D March 3, 2024
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