This shit has ruined my life I genuinely want to jump into lava but since I'm 5% chicken I'll be called lava chicken please end my fucking life
I'm FUCKING sick of "Chicken jockey" all I hear when I walk outside is "when she chickens on my jockey" I genuinely want to LAVA bucket release all over myself to out me out of my misery please end me
by TheGoofiestGoober April 18, 2025
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Holy gyattabayo you see that chicken. "You mean the CHICKENJOCKEY" HAHAHAHAHA Chicken Jockey you so funny man
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I always marveled at men's ability to cruise a room, mark their prey, and return to the bar with an introduction. He was a Chicken Hawk master. As his straight wing man, I was like flypaper. I casually sat at the gay bar and waited for the smoking hot girls to saddle up to the bar for water, and they started talking to me. They had no defence shield, resistance is futile.
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