Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
Suffer my Ninja Monkey Death Bread!!!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
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north monkey

Friend: Hey man how was your trip to Toronto?
Me: Eh it was okay just a ton of fuckin North Monkeys
by Saucy_Gorbachev January 16, 2016
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Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker
by ARCAD3 May 30, 2023
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Monkey clawed eagle

1.) a monkey who has claws of an eagle. Usually known as epic good chicken too.

2.) a crazy cousin who jumps on their best cousin forever and pushes them on the floor.
1.) *barbara brings in chicken for thanksgiving*

tommy- OMG. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE MUCH?!

2.) *Tiffany jumps on Ashley*
Ashley- OW. *falls on floor*
Both of them- AHA. MONKEY CLAWED EAGLE. ♥
by Meowmix765 January 07, 2011
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Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.
Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.
by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018
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Wool headed stink monkey

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”
by CoonCob May 30, 2023
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Intercourse Monkey

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.
"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"
by Remy Gardner May 30, 2023
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