Michael Standard Time

The proper term to use when you know you will be late to a social gathering or event, usually dictates that the person will be around 1-3 hours late past the selected time.
Person 1: Hey, I'll be there at 5 pm Michael Standard Time (MST).
Person 2: Sweet, I'll start preparing around 7.

Person 1: dude WTF, you said you would be here at 9?
Person 2: Sorry, I was held up by traffic, I should have said 9 AM MST.
Person 1: Oh, ok that's cool.
by FullNation January 27, 2019
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It’s rawr XD time

Say this to someone to either fuck, tell them your a furry, or get slapped. bitch slapped in fact
“It’s rawr XD time”

Carol, what are you on?”
Benadryl John, Benadryl”
by Invader zim fan ;-; November 25, 2020
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Time is a taddle-tale

Phrase:

Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.

Time always tells.

Everything happens for a reason.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.
by Blantern August 01, 2018
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Shexy time

The thing mason always wants and he gets it no matter what
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Time Machine

He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.
That three some was a Time Machine for sure. Like mother like daughter
by Jack David February 11, 2025
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TIME MACHINE

JIM: What do u want to do if there is a time machine?
WHITE: You mean what do I regret?
by Ezra 33 February 13, 2023
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When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.
Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"
by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022
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