national dress up like your coworker

WOW, it’s a national dress up like your coworker day! Congratulations, today you can dress up like your coworker, and the best one will get free lunch!

P.S. if your coworker’s name is Scott, you get lunch regardless

- Hey, what day is it?

- Oh, I forgot! Today is the national dress up like your coworker!

- Omg, I wanna dress up like Scott!

- Amazing, I’ll be Nick then!

by gcage June 14, 2023

National grab ass day

On august 30th you have the freedom to grab all the ass you want

“bro it’s National grab ass day, grab that shit rn”

by booty snatcher😤 August 28, 2019

National give your hg McDonald’s

this day you give your homegirl McDonald’s.

National give your hg McDonald’s- buy it for your poor girl,
On this day you give your girl McDonald’s, because she’s the best girl ever

This word means it’s the day of buying your girl McDonald’s, and your homeboy should buy it for u.

by by kimboslice March 14, 2025

national horny day

be ayaan

..wow has so national horny day

by Bgrsadvv April 17, 2020

National Patch the opps Day

October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.

you ain’t heard G we sliding on EBO and Freebandz tonight its “National patch the opps day” .

by T.money October 31, 2021

National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day

On May 17, you gather your friends and family to play card and board games for the afternoon.
What, did you expect something sexual today?
Actually, I'm sure there is.

Cyan: It's May 17, and you know what that means!
Sapphire: Ohhh yeahhhh~
Cyan: It's National Grab A Hand Of Playing Cards Day!
Sapphire: Oh. Yeah. We could do that too.

by Blues and Dumbness May 17, 2019

National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.

Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.

by Teepy D October 21, 2022