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Shit-grit

(n.) 1) cat litter, for example, Tidy Cat or 2) the toilet paper remnants left behind in woman's underwear, AKA, clitty litter
I have to stop at the store on the way home and pick up some milk and shit-grit for the cat.
by Donald Bragg April 23, 2009
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Shit Rolling

The act of working a poorly paying job with no hope of advancement, with the expectation that you will be doing something else (specific or ambiguous) in the future. Originated from Australian slang. Possibly coming from either the phrase 'getting shit rolling' spoken sarcastically, or the description of one's own job with the imagery evoked by the literal interpretation of the phrase.
I'm just shit rolling at Walmart until I start grad school in the fall.

I'm working down at Arby's now. It's shit rolling but at least it pays the bills.
by AussieOperative July 18, 2009
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shit upon

To be completely dominated in any sort of way, usually in competition.
Cleveland got shit upon by Lebron when he left for Miami.
by getToTheChoppa32 April 12, 2011
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bangin shit

To deficate in a manner befitting a king. In a manner of which is highly explosive and violent.
Person 1: I JUST TOOK A BANGIN SHIT IN THE BOG
Person 2: AWESOME *high 5*
by sir_duke September 18, 2010
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shit can

1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.
1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.
by gradenigo September 4, 2013
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stop that shit

y'all better stop that shit cuz its gettin on my nerves
by 123fuckwithme January 3, 2017
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Shit Slammed

When you are constipated and pushing sooo hard, just to make that one little poo, that you painfully break your back
Jason calls in sick ..

After school, Chris calls Jason ..

Chris: Hey why weren't you at school today?

Jason: Bro .. Its a long story, and embarrassing

Chris: Aids?

Jason: Nope. I got shit slammed.

Chris: On the toilet?

Jason: Yes, on the toilet .. It was horrible .. But you cant tell anyone!!!

Chris: Damn, thats worse than AIDS. Don't worry bro, you can trust me. I gotta go .. My sister needs to use the phone.

Chris hangs up and calls Austin and Julian on 3-way

Chris: You guys will never believe what happened to Jason!!

Julian and Austin: What??

Chris: He got shit slammed!! Poor little fucker

Julian and Austin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
by Jesselikesitinthebutt November 9, 2011
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