The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 31, 2025

bull double riding

When a male fucks a bull while riding it.

Denim: I heard that my cousins are busy bull double riding.
Sky: Seriously— (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 07, 2019

Double Double Dingo Geeto

You put your hands out and rollover; mostly performed by toddlers.

Colt did a double double dingo geeto on the floor earlier

by Wordmasterj82 December 11, 2017

Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 15, 2021

Double-Triple

A dumb way of saying Sextuple.

I have a Double-Triple killstreak, noob!

by Noobinthetrash February 28, 2022

double spock

Placing both hands together, then spreading fingers in a Spock-like manner (Live Long and Prosper). The lower 4 fingers are inserted into the anus, the upper four in the vagina, and your two thumbs are busy on the clitoris. The "Double Spock" with thumb action.

She, being logically minded, requested the Double Spock.

by anonystiz May 07, 2016

double-first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-grandpibling.

My double-first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021