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Double standards

Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).
The girl could see and pick at everyone's double standards but her own.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
by patohoulahan March 28, 2015
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Controlled Double Bust(CDB)

When your nutting and you pinch off one nut, then a moment or two later you bust the other nut. Kind of like kinking the garden hose for a sec(if you had two). Good for multiple C shots.
YO CHAT! I just CDB'd Tammy from accounting last night! Took me weeks to perfect the Controlled Double Bust(CDB)!
by Arnold Brownsviger2 July 31, 2025
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double blue ankle

when one passes out with his shoes on and his rugby teammates color both his ankles blue, similar to the old blue ankle only one usually realizes the second ankle much later
I passed out with my shirt on and woke up with drawings on me and the double blue ankle
by bluesocks January 9, 2010
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Double dippin your whiskey bits

When you can’t get a boner for sex, but have sex anyways. With 2 DIFFERENT people
You were beyond hammered last night, and you nailed both of them?
You had to be double dippin your whiskey bits brah
by Urnicus72 February 20, 2018
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double-second-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and four great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
Double-second-cousin.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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double-1C1R

Double-first-cousin-once-removed: child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling or child of their maternal first cousin with the paternal first cousin or double-first cousin’s child or child of their parent's parent's full sibling with the other parent’s full sibling's child.
My double-1C1R is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
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