red car theory

the theory that whenever you see one red car there is always another beside, behind or close to it when driving, or when parked
did you see the 5 red cars at that junction, the red car theory is confirmed
by Taylorssssss October 14, 2023
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Red Flu

I heard they shut down the aluminum plant, all the workers came down with the red flu.
by CheeganTMurphy June 16, 2025
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red sox

by NotRyan82534 July 24, 2023
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Red clay stray

Red headed women with herpes
by KW54 June 24, 2023
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high-red

When boo tells u she needs to nap but would like some coffee y'alls can be sure she's high-res - so tired she's high.
fuck me I haven't slept in days I'm high-red
by boyleeo August 02, 2019
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Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.
by ArmoredArtichoke May 12, 2016
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Red snapper

A methed out subway worker with no teeth who puts nasty shit on your sub and doesn’t take it off then toasts it
That methed out dirty fucker with no teeth and pointy front gums that fucked up my sandwich. Nasty ass red snapper
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