Queen of Douche Bag Move

Kaylee G.

Kaylee is the queen of douche bag moves.

by Qwerty209 October 12, 2014

Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag

Adjective
A variant of shithead that has been in the sun for too long.

Man, Timmy is a real Sun-Baked-Douche-Bag, he took all of my donuts!

by Plantovision June 22, 2019

Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.

True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.

by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012

Go get that bag queen

Go earn your money you bad bleep!!
Queen is typically used for women but it does sound catchier than king so it can be used for males or females.

“I’m off to work” - provider of the house hold
“Go get that bag queen!!”- litteraly anyone

by Browhatdoesurbanmeab July 7, 2021

Whale-pig-trash-bag

A male or female can be referred to as a whale-pig-trash-bag. A male that is a whale-pig-trash-bag is just a piece of shit in general. Lazy, schtoopid and a bad load when doing drank. A female whale-pig-trash-bag is a sloppy fat chick that likes to bang dudes and deep throat hammers.

That dude and his girl are both a couple of whale-pig-trash-bags.

by Ohhhohhh August 15, 2022

Fag bag full of piss

Your bedsheets

mom-Son whe- IS THAT A FAG BAG FULL OF PISS!!!
you-UUUUUUUHHHHHHH NO!!!
that guy in it-Oh yes daddy it is.
your dad-we need some almond milk and normal milk, BYE BYE FUCKERS!!!

by that svenne over there June 27, 2022

Charge 7 Brown Bag

As you are fast-walking to the bathroom and you feel like your colon is about to jump out your ass, only to drop trou and discover that your butt barrel is blocked. You press a litter harder and *POP*.... out of your little brown starfish, the doughy round projectile that was stuck in your turd cutter is expelled like a 155mm using charge 7 red bag, only in this case it is charge brown bag! The projectile is often found stuck to the back of the bowl, flattened out with specks of brown bag residue scattered around it.

Bryan: Damn, Bubba! After stuffing my face at Persis, I had to race to the shitter and fire a Charge 7 Brown Bag.

Chad: Dude! You nasty!

by Arie Ola October 9, 2019