red plaid shirt

Jonny RaZeR

Jonny has a red plaid shirt, no fucking way!!!

by cheesecube November 28, 2023

Clifford the buff red dog

A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin

Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most”

Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog”

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 21, 2022

lingering red wagon

When a girl leaves a period ring on your Willy and you can't shower before you go to work

That drunk girl gave me a stinky lingering red wagon last night.

by bolognaround May 7, 2015

Red Cupper

a self-loathing emasculated male who cups his balls out of shame and insecurity, rendering them red and chafed. In order to avoid detection, red cuppers also tend to carry red cups in their hands, rather than a standard, more manly color, such as black.

Dude, that red cupper is fooling no one with his red cup, he can barely walk his balls are so chafed

by SecretBlackZuker October 23, 2018

red clit

girls’ version of blue balls

“Ethan left me with red clit last night.”

by p00pf4rt September 28, 2023

Red Fangdangler

the red nutsack that dangles from a turkey's chin.

Sean: I just have a turkey gobbler in most pictures

M: you don't have a turkey gobbler Sean! But now I feel uncomfortable thinking about the red fangdangler being on your chin!

Sean: wow! I want that to be the new scientific term for turkeys little nutsack chin

M: *goes to urban dictionary*

by Mcrosstitch September 2, 2020

red flag

arden

arden is the biggest red flag i have ever met on hinge

by akdlsjfjs June 16, 2022