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Get kid

Pretty much telling you to get cancer or another life threatening disease
by Big peepee man 100 December 28, 2018
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Holding your kids hostage

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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gay kid party

Where most gay pride rally's are hosted by kids usually the ages 9-90.
"Hey man I can't wait to get to the Gay kid party" " me too man"
by Owen A February 13, 2017
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sephora kid

Kids that go to sephora and ruin it for the adults shopping. They mess up the display makeup/testers and experience. Never buying shit!
"That lil punk is a sephora kid"
by Lilbahamamama January 15, 2024
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keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude
Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?
by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022
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Fortnite Kids

Look at that little shithead over there. Must be one of those damn Fortnite Kids.
by BeefCakes3 October 18, 2021
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Kid

V. When a child hides something and it autocorrects to “kid” it.
He kid my work keys.
by Cantreachthecabinets January 6, 2021
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