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fart rack

When a man farts while sitting with his legs closed and the fart is of such magnatude that the air passes upwards past his balls with such force that it racks him.
Dude: "Uuuuggghhh!"

Dude2: "Dude, are you ok?"

Dude: "Man, I just fart racked myself".
by 601baddawg February 22, 2014
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Old Fart

An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.
“Well old fart, you aren’t getting any younger any younger.”
by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023
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Fart tard

When you fart on a kid with special needs and they jizz in there pants because they are so surprised
Hey do u want to get fart tard on you ugly retard.
by Whyubeingqueefy April 21, 2021
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fart after a tub fart?

(Also known as a Flart) when you fart in the bathtub & a little bit of water gets in your ass. You then get out of the tub & fart in such a way it sounds like a mother-in-law spitty kiss.

"Phumpt, tub fart, mother-in-law's kiss
You know like a fart after a tub fart? It's a little moist kiss.
by JohnnySynn January 13, 2023
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Iowa lemon fart

During sex one shits on a lemon slice and smears it on their sexual partner
Ex.

Suzy: god Becca is such a slut she let Rory Iowa lemon fart her

Lisa: she such a skeez
by https//:freestds.edu June 20, 2023
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Fart shivers

A side effect of when it's super cold outside and you are trying to detox.
The day after Halloween, Mitch got the fart shivers from cutting candy cold turkey.
by Learned Medical Doctor November 1, 2017
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Fart makes a rude bart so he is told offf!

bart farts his class to a punishment
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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