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jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
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Jack Sparrow

Literally everyone's best friend and the best best best best best pirate in existence, savvy?

Why does everyone keep taking this man's rum away; why does nobody call him captain?
Keywords- Amazing, hot, beautiful, brave, skilled, drunk, LITERALLY THE BEST GUY EVER
I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
Why is the rum always gone?
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl September 1, 2022
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Jack

He likes to do your mother and his pp is a whole foot long
Jack is doing your dad.
by Quandale Pringle July 25, 2022
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Party Jack

When someone prepares a party well in advance with a group of friends and another 'friend' suddenly creates another party the day before the original party with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' the original party.
Jill sets a Christmas party on Dec 20th a month in advance for her group of friends, sends invites, hires a DJ, etc and then a week before, Emily decides to throw a Christmas party on Dec 19th with the same group of friends thereby 'Party Jacking' Jill's party. Jill knows many of her friends will not show up to her party because they will be tired, hung over, not be able to get a baby sitter 2 nights in a row, etc, etc and is forced to cancel her party. Or if she does hold the party, it ends up being lame because few people show up due to already being partied out he night before.
by Incaico December 5, 2013
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Jack

Jack A guy who loves sports such as basketball he likes hanging out with a bella and sometimes more.
yo b you heard jack likes bella yeah chief.
by nibfucker November 27, 2018
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Jack

A guy with a dick so big he needs a hoodie for his cock and it will need to be in your mouth
Oh no Jacks coming his cock needs to be somewhere… but about our mouth…
by SuckMyDick69420JamesCharles November 21, 2021
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Jack

The best boyfriend I could ask for. He makes me smile without even being near me. He thinks of others before himself. He loves Spider-Man (and hopefully his girlfriend Cam). He is sweet and caring. He's 5 foot 8 inches and is so handsome. I love him more than anyone in the world.
by h3arts4cam August 17, 2024
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