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Cheese

by Peter Bob archon February 23, 2021
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cheese on ice

a delicacy, completely amazing, magnifique, better than every other food out there.
“have you tried cheese on ice??”
by mac and cheese bite June 28, 2022
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fire cheese plate

A code term used by restaurant staff to point out a hottie in the dining room.
by Sarah Jane beans April 9, 2017
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Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.
Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.
by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016
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Cheese

A Food intended for cult sacrifice and pure pleasure.

Cheese was made by the gods upon a simple Saturday after months of old milk sitting in a bowl, magically gracing us with its presence. It is often used: as a topping upon pastas, in sandwiches, a snack to nibble on and most notably, as both a being of worship and a sacrifice to our great ones.
person 1"dude you always talk about cheese, what's with that?"

person 2"you will understand soon"
by AflesheatingGhost August 2, 2024
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Cheesing somebody

When somebody cums on your face like cheese whizz. Usually more tasty though
Christine: omg Brian cheesed me so good last night
Angela: what is cheesing somebody?
Christine: when he cums on your face like.. soo much and it’s so good
Angela: I wish I could have tasted it
Random person nearby: oop-
Christine: da fuq
by Vsco Boy September 28, 2019
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Holy Moly Cheese Cannoli

An exclamation, when your numpty cousin john's kids are around and he doesn't want you swearing in front of them, but you just stubbed your toe so flipping hard and you gotta react in some way, but little timmy is two feet away and john is looking right at you so you have to say them that gets as close to the satisfaction of yelling "FUCK" really loudly after stubbing your toe but- ... what was i talking about?
*stub toe*
"HOLY MOLY CHEESE CANNOLI"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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