Kansas Cheese Grater

when she goes straight teeth on yo thang

Bro dont get a Kansas Cheese Grater dude its half gone.

by your favorite gooner January 31, 2025

dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023

cheese poops

a new way to call the snack cheese balls used by most zoomers

bro can I have some cheese poops aw thanks

by lost-kin February 6, 2023

Cheese

My ass

My ass is cheese

by Lick my assss January 25, 2020

Cheese spawner

When one appears to have a dick that is made of fermented cheeses

Stefano: look at him over there, wanking his cheese spawner

by bbbeana June 3, 2022

Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016

Bone cheese

The Cheese that is in the inside of any bone of any living thing, cut the bone in half and there will be nacho cheese in the middle

"Hey could you pass the Bone Cheese my dude"

by BONE MANN October 23, 2018