by Lolofthecat August 13, 2017

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

by Pseudohasan March 24, 2020

A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.
LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"
by hi_itsflo May 6, 2020

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!
by vajunkguy October 26, 2014

by Nawledge September 23, 2014

by Gago ka byotch January 20, 2024
