Penis

The thingy between your legs which is small enough to be considered a pussy

You have a small penis

by AlxR25 November 20, 2021

Penis

Something men lose after cheating on their wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/area51escapee #theycantstopusall

Jesus mate me wife chopped me penis off after she saw mw having sex with her chav mate clarissa

by lennondonnie September 25, 2019

Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them

“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”

by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

Penis Pleaser

A Penis Pleaser is you.

"Hello Penis Pleaser 9,000"

by Sillywords69 March 5, 2022

penis fish

another term for an axolotl, as they look like penises.

your mom:yoo look its a penis fish from minecraft
you: mom, its an axolotl.

by penisufo July 29, 2022

Penis

a funny word

P1: Penis
P2: Hehe

by da real penis man May 11, 2021

Penis

A penis is a cum ridden cock which loves pussy.

“Oh yes daddy, give me your penis!”

by Tiny child November 11, 2020