crunchy nut

When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.

Friend: How'd it go last night with that girl?
Me: I gave that girl a crunchy nut!

by Green alien dude March 9, 2018

fuck nut

a fun nickname for your loving wife

-you're my one and only fuck nut <3
-i love you so much, brian

by muffinman4ever February 18, 2021

nut pinch

When a man or she males underwear pinches they're testicals.

In class I saw Johnny doing something under the table so I asked him what he was doing after class and he said "GOD DAMN I HAD A NUT PINCH!!"

by Kawasaki530 February 23, 2014

jogger nuts

A trem you use while tou play call of duty

Man these jogger nuts been wack

by Devt28 January 13, 2018

ranga nuts

Another word for the classic ginger nut biscuit. However can also be used to describe Ed Sheehans ejaculation

“Oh my would u like to dip some Ranga nuts in your tea?”

by Last in the sperm race May 31, 2021

Robin's Left Nut

Robin's Left Nut is someone to be respected by and someone you should respect, he is the literal definition of power, you should never get on his bad side, he is also married to Bakuhoe(sexy fool) he is his trusted soulmate and friend till the end.

Oh no look it's Robin's Left Nut. Run!!!
I wish I was as cool as Robin's Left Nut

by Robin's Left Nut May 21, 2021

Get a nut going

when you nut a shawty

-Damn dude, when you Get a nut going?

by niggerfaggor October 15, 2017