Red Fangdangler

the red nutsack that dangles from a turkey's chin.

Sean: I just have a turkey gobbler in most pictures

M: you don't have a turkey gobbler Sean! But now I feel uncomfortable thinking about the red fangdangler being on your chin!

Sean: wow! I want that to be the new scientific term for turkeys little nutsack chin

M: *goes to urban dictionary*

by Mcrosstitch September 2, 2020

Red Cupper

a self-loathing emasculated male who cups his balls out of shame and insecurity, rendering them red and chafed. In order to avoid detection, red cuppers also tend to carry red cups in their hands, rather than a standard, more manly color, such as black.

Dude, that red cupper is fooling no one with his red cup, he can barely walk his balls are so chafed

by SecretBlackZuker October 23, 2018

Red Jew alert

While at a restaurant, indulging in a fancy soup, you’re surprised to find oneself slurping up a whole pig's ear into your mouth and chewing it to small tiny pieces . A traumatic experience that will make you consider going vegan forever.

Man that restaurant should have a red jew alert .. do they think we all eat non kosher ?!?!

by Bitchbetterbegood May 23, 2024

red spade

A United States American southern colloquialism denoting a biracial person, black and red, meaning African and Indian, or American Indigenous.

*siblings moe & milcent rural Mississippi*

Moe: Yea, well papa doc nem is red spades.
Milcent: Papa got injun blood?

Moe: Sure as God is good.
Milcent: That means we got it.
Moe: I’d reckon.

by SkymMilk April 7, 2024

red mitten

when you fist someone do hard they bleed or, when you fist someone on their period😝

John: I had gay sex last night and walked out w a red mitten.
Jordan: ik, I was there.

ORRRR

Jessica: she said she was on her period and I said “I don’t mind a little red mitten”

brooke: WE ARE IN SCHOOL. A PUBLIC SETTING. YOU NEED TO STOP.

by GAYYYYYY69 April 20, 2022

Clifford the buff red dog

A massive dog who is red from the saide affects of steroids and heroin

Guy 1 “ do you know what scared me the most”

Guy2 “what “
Guy 1 “ Clifford the buff red dog”

by yourlocalchildmuncher October 21, 2022

Colour Code Red

An idiot pilot that can’t fly a plane for the life of them.

Jesus Christ that’s a colour code red.

Did you see that tail strike? That’s a colour code red.

by Faded09 February 21, 2024