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missed two birds with one stone

When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.
I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.
by shane2012 November 8, 2009
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One Man Tour-de-Force

A single person attempting and succeeding at a herculean effort, not achievable by mere mortals.
Aaron Peckham was a one man tour-de-force, creating UrbanDictionary.com and forever changing the english language all before he turned 30 years old. Unfortunately it was all down hill from there.
by irrationaljared December 22, 2010
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why does no one love me

why does no one love me is a phrase you might not know come from. If said it means you’re unpopular, you’re not likable, or you’re name is a bad one like Sedon!!! If you’re names Sedon you’re most likely both of those things and that is why no one will ever like or love you and that is why you were kicked out your refrigerator you call home
Why does no one love me? -Sedon
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Australia. One Country Seven Systems

Australia’s One Country, Seven Systems form of Government succeeds the former democratic system where Australia and its seven States was then governed by a Prime Minister, a time when all Australians were free to move throughout their homeland unchallenged and without fear.

However in 2020, the One Country Seven Systems form of Government was quickly introduced by State leaders called Premiers whom under the fog of Covid 19 virus, closed State borders to each other. Cross border activities for industry, family visits, employment, medical, farming, schools and much more mostly came to a stand still. Australians lost their once had freedom with people movement, employment and life style activity all now strictly controlled, monitored and enforced by the State Premiers law enforcement personnel. Forced quarantine, arrest powers and heavy monetary penalties were introduced to further control Australians by fear should strict compliance to the One Country Seven Systems form of Government not be adhered to. Economic collapse into a severe recession had resulted. Public out cry for the return of freedom of movement and a plea from the Prime Minister Scott Morrison for State borders to be open had fallen onto deaf ears of the State Premiers who have seized the country’s power.
Example of Australia. One Country Seven Systems. Queensland Premier Anastasia Palaszczuk “Queensland Hospitals are for our people “ in response to having refused entry into Queensland to a number nearby NSW residents who were in need of urgent medical care.
by Ainalem September 2, 2020
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One of those hot tub nights

when there isn't anything going on, so you and a few buddies get really drunk and hook up in a hot tub, but none of you remember the next morning.
you-"the party got canceled tonight. What are we gonna do?"
friend-"i dont know, looks like it could just be another one of those hot tub nights."
by myriam-websters ugly twin February 9, 2012
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Killed Two Birds With One Apple

Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.
As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.
by MGDRehab March 11, 2011
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pour one for my homies

often, this "pouring alcohol on the ground" often winds up in another liquor bottle concealed within a brown paper bag.
"I'm a pour one for ma homies"
"CooCoo We all yo homies, g"
"True dat here dawg"
by HOMYG July 25, 2003
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