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Grilled Cheese Polyamorous

when you feel equally about all variations of a particular thing (mostly applicable to food, potentially applicable to other things with variation)
What type of soup is your favorite soup?
Oh, I’m grilled cheese polyamorous towards soup!

Do you like dark or milk chocolate more?
I think I’m pretty grilled cheese polyamorous about chocolate.
by MachoNacho420 May 8, 2024
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cream cheese

A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
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Feast of Seven Cheeses

The custom of eating a variety of cheese for Christmas Eve is a practice in many communities, especially those celebrating with serious seafood eaters. Participants are welcome from all cultures and religions that support the consumption of cheese.

The roots of the feast of seven cheeses lie in Eastern Pennsylvania — some say Conshohocken, others say Easton, and yet others claim it ranges from Philadelphia all the way to New York City.

Early foodies used to bring a few cheeses or dips to enjoy while family members dined on a variety of land and sea creatures. As time passed, cheese boards became more elaborate with thoughtful pairings and unique accompaniments.

This "festa de luce" also marks the moving on from the winter solstice, as the shortest day is now behind us and we can look ahead to more light and brighter days.

The seven cheeses symbolize health, prosperity, gratitude, love, family, friends and labor.

There is no consensus on which types of cheese to include, though a typical lineup might be:

*A fresh cheese, like mozzarella, burrata, chevre, ricotta or fromage blanc
* Cheddar
* Gouda
* Blue
* A soft creamy style
* A hard aged, like a Parmigianino Reggiano
* House favorite

Accompaniments can vary from specialty crackers and breads to jams, cornichons, nuts, sugared grapes, olives/tapenades and more.

It truly is "la dolce vita."
The Feast of Seven Cheeses is celebrated on Christmas Eve.
by TESSIELOU December 24, 2022
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cheese sweat

Droplets that collect on cheese when it's been left out for a long time.
P1: "Should we eat this cheese?"
P2: "Throw it out. It's starting to get cheese sweat."

- My husband and I

"Where are the Samules? The cheese is getting sweaty."

-Bob's Burgers Bed & Breakfast S01E07
by DrNanite May 20, 2018
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rotonda cheese face

a situation in which everything is very cheesy, and also booshie.
making a puzzle, eating cinamon logs, or opening a newly fresh packaged jacket.
by brett lee December 31, 2004
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cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.
Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.
by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017
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Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020
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