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Stinky Diaper Baby

The absolute WORST word you can call somebody. This word is worse that Poopy Head! If a federal agent catches you saying this, they will shoot you on the spot and nuke the entire world.
Friend: Fuck you, your a peice of shit.
You: Your a stinky diaper baby.
Friend: (Fucking explodes)
Federal Agent: (Fucking shoots you and nukes the whole world)
by Some random middle aged guy November 1, 2023
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blue link baby

a celebrity or well-known person whose parents are rich and/or also famous, with the implication that this person was able to jumpstart their career by way of their family's wealth.

originally used to describe "indie" musicians who had their parent's money to be able to focus on making music and touring instead of worrying about things like rent or bills, but can describe anyone in their respective field.

the term comes from wikipedia, where a person's family lineage and personal life is shared. the child of a well-known family will often have their parents' names in blue links, implying that their family is already wealthy.
Fallout Boy postures itself as a band that got its start as a no-name emo band, but Pete Wentz is a total blue link baby. His great uncle is Colin Powell for fuck's sake.

Bill Gates would have you think that he started his company from his garage but his dad was on the board of directors at Intel. He's just another blue link baby.
by sadfasdfasdfasdf April 15, 2023
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Accidental Baby Acquisition

Accidentally acquiring a baby

Also an ao3 (Archive Of Our own) tag
"I have committed Accidental Baby Acquisition." "How did you do that accidently?"
by xxxxsmilexxx November 21, 2021
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it's poku banks baby

It's Poku Banks Baby!

A phrase you say when you've done something to financially better yourself.
Mark: I just found this discount code that can get us 50% off!
Josh: It's Poku Banks Baby!

example 2

Mark: I just negotiated a pay rise 🥳 it's poku banks baby!
by dalphonzo November 2, 2021
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Baby needs a Benadryl

Betty was startled awake by daughter Harriet for the 3rd time that night, and Betty, bleary-eyed, thought to herself "fucking hell Baby needs a Benadryl." But, knowing drugs are not the answer, Betty rocked her to sleep and put her back in bed.
by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2021
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MJ baby drop

When you’re on a balcony giving her the D and you creampie her then she sits on the railing and lets it drop to the crowd below.
Oh man we were at the hotel and did an MJ BABY DROP
by OmnipotentTater September 21, 2021
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My baby doofus

A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her
The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus
by Pato_duck July 17, 2021
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