Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 29, 2022

Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube

“My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”

by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022

Silent Witch of Stabbiness

Marianne, who does marianne things

I am the silent witch of stabbiness

by Becker936 May 15, 2021

The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes

Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"

by Midgets piss me off January 06, 2022

CONVICT WITCH

Law enforcement that have sixth sense on who is to become a convict.

Look Out..... The Convict witch has our number,,,, We are busted!!!!!

by eve1 June 24, 2024

Witching

To sneak up on a victim and shove a broom up their arse with the shrill laugh of a witch.

Johnny went to grab something under the sink, exposing himself to a witching from his evil sister.

by Golden Nuggets February 23, 2024

Witching

The act of sounding with a funnel then pouring hot sauce down the funnel causing extreme pain

I did witching last night, it hurt so fucking bad holy shit

by The ultimate businessman October 14, 2024