Webbed

The act of being deeply in love with somebody who cares nothing for you.

I’m still Really Webbed to my ex.

by webb clothing November 13, 2022

Webbing

Seeing Madame Web and jacking off while watching, then finishing onto other members of the theatre. Eventually the theatre becomes covered in a thick, interconnected "Web".

Holy smokes! We're Webbing!

by SHADYHIPSTER February 13, 2024

Madame web

A movie that shouldn't be released but got released anyway.

"should we see this?"

"no way its a madame web"

by squibley March 17, 2024

Web Shop Jerk

Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online

Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015

Web marauder

A blitzkrieg assault on the Internet to gather a quantity of information with little regard to quality or originality

You don't want Fred on your team. He's a web marauder and couldn't supply an original idea if his life depended on it. He's all booty and no brain.

by Lindy133 September 4, 2010

Webbing

The creation of a complex and multilayered story that has been fabricated purely to get out of an activity or spending time with someone.

I'm totally webbing my girlfriend tonight, she thinks I'm taking a flight to Micronesia to feed Ugandan refugees with funding that was raised from America's top 10 highest paid flight attendants, when I'm really going to the pub with my mates.

by WebMaster March 4, 2015

deep web potion

you know that terrible yet awesome potatoes

I really hit a deep web potion last night

by Fat as nigga lol July 2, 2019