Hob Web

A hob web is usually a young male that cannot cook to save himself and the hob has spider webs on it

That young boy is a absolute hob web he hasn’t cooked since he went to college

by The young fellah December 9, 2022

world spider web

The searchable web excavated by means of spiders

A spider sat beside her as she searched the world spider web with the use of spiders.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

Web

1. As in a spider web.
2. The world wide web, aka, internet.
3. Connection.

She asked her mom what the world wide web ment

by Yeyeyeydychd May 19, 2021

Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.

Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"

by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

Cum webs

The end result of jerking one’s self off or a partner off into your bare hand. The ejaculate gets between each finger forming a web.

Hey Bill really gave Brandon a wicked old fashioned last night. He had major cum webs, I could have sworn he was a gay Spider-Man

by GrimyBitch January 4, 2022

The web

What you used to get here to this app.

I'm going to go to YouTube on the web.

by Lord bardock July 27, 2022

web kisser

To kiss ass to your boss, professor, or any other authority figure through an email or message board.

Mary Beth scammed her professor into thinking she was the leader of her groups project. She is such a web kisser!

by Larry Tolan February 14, 2008