When a woman has to stand in a 'ski' position to use a public bathroom because the facility doesn't supply the toilet seat covers or she has a huge germophobia.
Woman: "Hey, Bob, I received a great workout last night."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."
by P-Dawg B March 2, 2009
Get the ski-er pee-ermug. by popohead October 26, 2019
Get the Ski mask the slump godmug. An excellent alternative for people too old and/or scared to learn downhill skiing. It is usually done by nordic style walking on trails, some that go up or downhill, or waxed skis that allow you to ski like you're ice skating. Many cold weather cities have beautiful and pleasant trails.
by waspcoloredstain November 29, 2013
Get the cross-country skiingmug. Normally used when a black, or African-American individual likes white, or caucasian individuals. This is where the idea that white people are "snow" ; so when someone says "you like to ski" it is referring to liking white people in a romantic way.
Cheyenne: Girl that black guy is sooo fine!
Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.
Janice: Girl, dont even bother. He likes to ski on his spare time.
by cheerlife2 July 11, 2011
Get the Ski on his spare timemug. I had Indian food at lunch today, and spent the rest of the afternoon in the handicapped stall like a jet ski on a mud bank!
by southern slang June 7, 2011
Get the Jet ski on a mud bankmug. The worst game ever. You literally see nazis, innappropriate people with ds, very trash moderation. Will not recommend.
Person 1 : hangs out an innappropriate outfit
Person 2 : This is why Clear Skies Over Milwaukee / Csom is the worst game ever.
Person 2 : This is why Clear Skies Over Milwaukee / Csom is the worst game ever.
by kamikazea March 11, 2022
Get the Clear Skies Over Milwaukeemug. Jerking off a series of men to climax in succession in the style of a downhill skier using ski-poles.
Rob : Have you had Terrance
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....
John : Are you joking?! He's had everyone in here...he's been skiing down cock mountain
Rob : Well I never....
by Ian Bunton, call me "Bunny" September 17, 2014
Get the skiing down cock mountainmug.