dweeb-wanker

An individual whose grandma like stamina projects (albeit unintentionally) a distracted and disinterested air that is interpreted by many as aloofness or conceited disapproval. This is a misconception however, as in contrast to your conventional wanker's feigned apathy a true dweeb-wanker will be genuinely fatigued from a hard days wholesome activities such as weaving or picking out a new pair of 'jim-jams' to match their favourite fluffy sheets.
It was only as Lindsey arrived at a gig at what others saw as 'fashionably late' because he had to finish sewing on his latest scout merit badges that he considered maybe he really was a dweeb-wanker.
by ninjabuster June 04, 2011
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Nightshift wanker

The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
by Kill_crazy September 29, 2023
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Glove Wanker

To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.
“Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”
by Rokena February 20, 2020
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Wanker tax

The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.
It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.
by Mezentius January 31, 2021
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Double wanker

I masterbait or I jerk off other people

2 @ a time brotha brotha
Chew kok long Imma double wank ya.

Trt barrels eh

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Your a #double wanker
by Tokyo Sex Whale & Chew KokLong November 10, 2019
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goof wanker

A dumb ass who loves to jack off
Jordan C. is such a goof wanker
by dannymo123 January 08, 2016
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terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.
Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.
by peter non sequitur November 09, 2021
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