wanker slush

A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.

Me and Jessica just had a wanker slush, it was delicious!

by Wanker slushy December 26, 2020

Bin wanker

Someone who likes to touch bins whilst feeling sexually aroused.

Burnzy stop being a Bin Wanker again, it’s not Bin day till Wednesday.

by Finch1716 July 16, 2019

wanker nut

when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna

“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”

by mario’s December 23, 2021

Double wanker

I masterbait or I jerk off other people

2 @ a time brotha brotha

Chew kok long Imma double wank ya.

Trt barrels eh

#dicktionary

Your a #double wanker

by Tokyo Sex Whale & Chew KokLong November 9, 2019

Wanker syrup

Ejaculate after rubbing one out, but for your pancakes. See also cumcakes. (Old Meeshiganees)

Hey ma you got any wanker syrup for muh pancakes.

by TheManagement October 18, 2020

terminal wanker

A geek who masturbates to death in front of their computer terminal.

Chad never leaves his room anymore, he's a terminal wanker.

by peter non sequitur November 8, 2021

Wanker Tumbling

A dutch rudder battle to the death.

When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.

Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.

by ShitRooster November 16, 2011