A boosted trash scrub kid who believes he is the descent of Tobias Fate himself, but is actually a garbage Gangplank player wanna be
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Ben brought ten beers, but ended up drinking all of them to impress sarah. Now he's blowing chunks in the bathroom. Such and Alchy Uncle.
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After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!
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A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends
A Sugar Dad
A old rich man who's younger girlfriend has introduces as an Uncle to her friends
A Sugar Dad
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