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ultimate single jingle

An ultimate single jingle refers to a rare scenario in which you cause your mate to orgasm with a single jingle.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.
by Irishpint December 7, 2010
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ultimate ball

the manliest game ever created in the history of manliness. if you dont get hurt, you fail. played with any amount of players, you use a medicine ball. when you have the ball you can take only two steps, then you must throw it off, until you get to the goalline. no penalties, the goal is to be as rough as possible.
how did you get in a full body cast?" "i got it playing ultimate ball with arnold shwarzenegger, sylvester stallone, and vin diesel.
by dav17a June 23, 2010
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Ultimate Staff

Ultimate: the highest of the high, the best, and the unreachable position. Therefore, it is absolute; the ending; final.

Staff: people that work under you and/or for you.

Ultimate Staff
by willdb May 15, 2010
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ultimate cockblocker

someone who hits on his friends girlfriends. spends too much time with other peoples girlfriends. kisses hugs and those generally inappropriate things with his friends girlfriends .
Paul: Stephen is the ultimate cockblocker

tom: so true
by orion_14754 June 2, 2010
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Ultimate Pringles

Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadr uple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
by Dimedude January 5, 2009
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ultimate extreme ping pong

Ultimate extreme ping pong is a game played with a ping pong ball and a badminton racket

The object of the game is to smack the other person with the ball as hard as possible....

Once hit - you have been ponged!
Dude - You've been ponged....

Wanna play ultimate extreme ping pong? I'll pong you!
by T Dawgg May 28, 2008
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Ultimate Bullride

Same as Angry Bull except you whisper, "I have AIDs" as you attempt to hold on in her futile fight to get away. +/- 10 points if you actually have AIDs.
by cocknockers January 24, 2009
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