tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

light at the end of the tunnel

Laser pointer attachment on the proctologist's endoscope

Republican Party hopefully sees light at the end of the tunnel.

by [e-mail] January 22, 2023

tunnel plunder

The act of "going deep" in the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual activity. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).

I'm going tunnel plundering tonight. Lube on deck.

by Freezey-Nasty April 13, 2017

A Gaza Tunnel

A bdsm homosexual act, typically anal sex, that ends in the receiver crying and asking for forgiveness.

Wow, did you see that? I heard he had a Gaza Tunnel last night.

by PJai December 23, 2023

Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.

I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.

by Wanna bang44 December 9, 2024

Hedgehog Tunnel

The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog

I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.

by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 1, 2024

Tunneling

When a joint is burning/lit unevenly

Damn, the joint is tunneling

by averagestoner May 7, 2023