Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.

The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020

Carpal Pussy Tunnel Syndrome

Carpal pussy tunnel syndrome is one of the most common hand conditions. It is caused by pressure on the median nerve in the carpal tunnel of the wrist. The carpal tunnel is a narrow passageway surrounded by bones and ligaments on the palm side of the hand. When the median nerve is compressed by fingering your women. Fingering can cause symptoms which include numbness, tingling and weakness in the thumb and fingers.

I think I got carpal pussy tunnel syndrome from fingering my wife.

by Portugals Fireman July 6, 2024

Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel

The act of being tied down, unable to move, and then having a partner fart as hard as possible over the top of your head.

Chris: I'm tired of regular fart porn!

Stacey: You should try a Czechoslovakian Wind Tunnel!

by StevenJobs420 February 28, 2025

Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar

Carpal tunnel air guitar is a phrase used to make fun of the way Richard Jordan (WingsOfRedemption) shakes and flicks his hands back and forth to regain the feeling in his hands due to having carpal tunnel syndrome. He does so in a way where it looks as if he is playing the air guitar when attempting to regain blood flow in his nubs. Richard’s Constant shaking and flicks his hands has also been compared to a person doing jazz hands, but the most common way it’s interpreted is him playing the air guitar!

“Hey Richard can you play the Carpal Tunnel Air Guitar?”-Viewer
“Mawds ban this guy, he’s making of me having carpal tunnel syndrome and it’s not funny, so ban him thanks in advance.”-Richard

by UncleTomDaJigga August 10, 2025

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 1, 2022

Polish wind tunnel

When two sexual partners are both on all fours, facing opposite directions so their butthole are eye to eye and they keep passing the same fart back and forth into each other's anus.

You can tell those two do the Polish Wind Tunnel to each other; they're from Missouri, after all.

by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022

Tunnel rage

Purely focused on one thing that infuriates ones self

That chat left me with tunnel rage

by Josef Stuntin November 21, 2022