Its been over a year since I heard from Andrew, guess he finally got the hint anf got off the troll train.
by Lilbit73 May 17, 2018

Chris: Hey Fluxxy.
Fluxxy: "Have you seen Ari's feet?! She's got mad troll feet!"
Chris: "That's why we never see her feet in pictures..."
Fluxxy: "Have you seen Ari's feet?! She's got mad troll feet!"
Chris: "That's why we never see her feet in pictures..."
by Your Silhouette May 11, 2011

by Slang Advisory Board May 15, 2020

Troll Science or Troll Physics is a way to piss off anal science people by using commonly known science theories and twisting them into senseless money making / world changing / problem solving ideas that can only be known as trolling. Followed by a taunt to a known figure of that subject.
Science: A source of clean energy to fuel cars is not yet found.
Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?
Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?
by CSCC January 26, 2011

N. A large, ugly female that usually cohabitates with smaller, more attractive female companions. The battle troll is typically a hairy mouth-breather that is a backup offensive guard for the local university's football team. A battle troll will become larger, uglier and hairer the more you drink. The heinous cackle of a battle troll will make any virile young man's testicles retreat into the stomach for safety.
She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.
She will never procreate because her vagina looks like a gorilla salad.
Gertrudle, the local battle troll has fat rolls that spill over the bar stool, protecting her attractive friends in a force field of repugnance.
by Pardovich July 23, 2008

eg:
Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:
Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?
Troll Physics - How to travel at the speed of light:
Step 1: get car
Step 2: attach flashlight to back
Step 3: when you turn on the flashlight, the car will travel at the speed of light
Step 4: u jelly, slowfags?
by lego t-s October 31, 2011
